Rain in Sheffield

Not much good for butterflies. Too much rain. That's why we mainly live in the countryside and take shelter under trees and hedges.

SUMMER'S HERE

Technically, at least. Time for Bumpty to start making an appearance.

I don't believe it

You'll eventually see why the following fact is relevant. Snakes have willies! Guess they retract them during movement over rocks and hard objects. They have hooks on the end of their willies. They sometimes copulate for THIRTEEN HOURS. I feel so inadequate.

Name

From Caterpillar to Chrysalis.

About Bumpty

Bumpty has just emerged from her previous life as a caterpillar. The world has changed. She is shocked.

WORTH WAITING FOR

Bumpty will be arriving soon. She's worth waiting for. Although I will have a problem with her language since Bumpty has a problem with her language. On with the thinking cap...

Updated

Below this post is the new one and it's been updated, at the same time. Just thought you'd like to know. Byeee.

Silly Kids Stuff

Hated the word KID when I was that age. Someone once thanked KID for letting her through a turnstile at a cafe in Blyth on the way home from school. I was seething almost all the way home. Anyway, I have written a silly kids book. I wonder whether I'll sell it?